Misery and How to Achieve it!

The cause of misery has advanced greatly of late, however, some people still cling to the old-fashioned ideas of hope and peace. In an effort to create a more unhappy world, we have created a list of simple tips for simple people. This is guaranteed to help create a more miserable life.

1. FOCUS on your differences with other people. Meditate on their faults daily. Avoid the positive…amplify the negative!
2. MIND other people’s business more than your own. Other people have many faults and they need you to fix them. Even if they resist with truth, never back down. Tell them the same opinions over and over again. Repeating opinions is the mother of learning. Repeating opinions is the mother of learning. BONUS. Focusing on other people’s faults helps you to avoid dealing with your own faults!
3. ARGUE often. Nothing helps create a miserable life like conflict. If your concerns are health releated, remember, there is nothing as healthy as a big war. So, let loose! SHOUT if you have to…and if it ends in a fist fight, all the better.You want to be miserable, don’t you?
4. HOLD ON to your building bitterness and resentment. Forgiveness will set you free from these things…so all I can say is don’t do it! Let the bitterness build up inside. You’ll be mad you did!

The benefits of this kind of lifestyle are clear.

1. Sleepless nights.
2. Anxiety.
3. Stress related illness.
4. Broken relationships.
5. Segregated communities.

With all these obvious advantages why would you hesitate? Start on the path to a more miserable life today!

The preceding article was a work of satire and as such may not be appreciated by all readers. If you don’t like it, if it made you mad, I guess you got just what the title promised, didn’t you?