I’ve Been Thinkin Bout That Thar TV

Bein a simple man I figured it was high time ta start watchin tv and get myself educated. Well, first thing I saw was people on the left yellin at people on the right, sayin they weren’t right. Then the people on the right went wanderin off into left field, kinda like a herd of cattle when they get spooked an start runnin without thinkin of where they’re goin. An the real funny thing was, they were all askin for my money so…