How to Have a Happy Halloween

1. If you keep skeletons in your closet, ensure you have enough storage space elsewhere in your home. A skeleton collection can soon take over a castle. Remember! If you collect, collect sensibly.

2. Beware of ghosts! Things of the past have a habit of coming back to haunt you. Yes, you may have convinced yourself that it was a dead issue but some things just won’t stay buried.

Do what it takes to get your life cleaned up!

3. Do you really need to go off on that witch hunt? The worst thing about a witch hunt is that you never find anything. So, next time someone asks you to go out on one, ask yourself a question. What could I be doing instead? (But don’t talk to yourself too much, it looks weird.)

4. At this time of year, many people wear masks to hide who they really are…which makes vigilance all the more important. Ask yourself, are they really a knight in shining armor or are they just someone who wrapped themselves in tinfoil for the evening? Believe me, many people have suffered because they refused to ask this question before they got married.

5. Watch out for vampires!

Vampires are like vacuum cleaners. They suck!

Is there someone in your life who hates the cross and always seems to drain the life right out of you?

They could be a vampire.

If you suspect that you are dealing with a vampire, the best thing to do is bring everything into the light.

6. Lastly, and, perhaps most importantly, always remember that if you are true to your teeth, they will never be false to you. So, take it easy on the candy on October 31.